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Sarah Palin Emerges From Hole, Sees Her Shadow, Says ‘WTF’
Have you been very worried about Alaska’s exurban fame monster Sarah Palin? Don’t worry! She crawled out of her winter den and saw her reflection in Greta Van Susteren’s plastic jaw, so this means...
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Egypt On the Verge, Biden Praises Mubarak, Protests Spread To Yemen
How many awful, corrupt U.S. client states in the Middle East will collapse under the weight of immense daily protests? The anti-government movement in Egypt makes its biggest show today, with massive...
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Mubarak Hangs On, Opposition Calls For Million Egyptian March
Did the six decades of Egyptian military autocracy end while you slept? No, not yet. Hosni Mubarak has ordered the police back into the streets (some are apparently listening) and has apparently given...
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Gaddafi Seeks Deal To Let Him Escape Libya, Instead of Being Hanged
The bloodiest, craziest, most Gaddafiest revolution of 2011 (so far) got a little closer to the end as the West’s favorite dictator/basket case supposedly begged for a deal to let him and his family...
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Super Committee Flops, Stocks Drop, Newt Glops
NEW YORK — In a surprise to no one who has any sort of functioning memory of Washington over the last decade (i.e. not the Beltway press), the supercommittee has failed. Gird yourselves now for the...
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Bombing Iran, Politicizing Turkey
New polling shows fully half of the nation would support an attack on Iran should the latest sanctions fail. Considering that the consensus at last night’s debate was that sanctions had already failed,...
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Americans Gobble Up Lard, Lenders Don’t Gobble Up German Debt
NEW YORK—It’s Thanksgiving in America, which can only mean one thing: giant helium balloons have taken over New York City’s 7th Avenue for the 85th annual Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. OK, two things...
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